Hamburger-Face

An expression someone or something exhibits due to unexpected dissatisfaction

My brother has been walking around the house all day with a damn "Hamburger-Face" ever since he found out about girlfriend cheating

by OozoozooO October 10, 2025

hamburgers per bald eagle

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system

"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"

by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025

Hamburger hotdogged

To respond to a positive statement about one thing with an exaggerated, often absurd accusation of negativity towards an unrelated thing. This reaction often stems from the assumption that the omission of any opinion on the latter inherently implies disapproval or dislike. It originates from the example below about hamburgers and hotdogs:

Person A: "I love hamburgers."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE HOTDOGS?"

Person A: "I love democrats."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE REPUBLICANS?"

Person A: "Wow, I didn't even say that. I've just been hamburger hotdogged again!"

by Dazza477 February 25, 2025

Hamburgers

A yummy food to get drunk if you eat lots of em hehe (Mc Donald, Burger King

1 person. Hey wanna get drunk
2 person. What do u mean by getting drunk
1 person. Bro I ment to get drunk by eating HAMBURGERS

2 person. Oh sure why not

Hehehej

by ThisiswhyuneedJesus June 24, 2024

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Hamburger

Similar to sandwiching something. Putting pressure on both sides of something, akin to the shape of hamburger buns, with the involvement of grease. Condiments and hamburger toppings are not required, but recommended.

Hamburger my dick and balls with those thick, juicy buns of yours, mommy!

by NagiisaTheRizzler December 8, 2022