1. The main character from the TV show "Family Guy". Has a wife (Lois), three kids (Chris, Meg, and Stewie), and a dog (Brian).
2. A German disco singer from the late 70's-early 80's. His real name was Peter Kamp. Some of his hits are "Spiderman", "Step By Step", and "Inside Out"
2. A German disco singer from the late 70's-early 80's. His real name was Peter Kamp. Some of his hits are "Spiderman", "Step By Step", and "Inside Out"
by swat1975 October 20, 2008
Get the Peter Griffin mug.A one year old infant with a high I.Q. and unfathomable intelligence for a child. His plans include killing his mother, Lois, and world domination.
He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.
He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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The act of floating a sheet or two of shit roll on the surface of the water in a toilet bowl, then dropping a turd square in the middle of it. The centre of the paper is pushed downward by the weight and momentum of the sinking log, wrapping the shit in wet toilet paper and effectively "gift wrapping" it for the next stage of its pilgrimage.
Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.
Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
Gift wrapping can be a useful technique to help reduce instances of splashback.
Several factors can adversely affect the likelihood of a successful gift wrap. The toilet paper should be gently floated on the surface of the water immediately prior to the intended delivery time - paper that has floated for too long will become soggy and will likely rupture at the moment of impact, resulting in a neat hole where the turd punched through and continued its journey tragically unwrapped. For optimal gift wrapping the turd should also be in one piece and not overly large. Machine-gun turds or bunker busters will not yield best results.
Curious party: Dude, did you back that one out, or are you still giving it a free ride?
Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.
Curious party: Nice.
Gift wrapper: No passengers on board here, man. I gave that motherfucker a gift wrap and sent it on its way.
Curious party: Nice.
by GreenLabel April 29, 2008
Get the Gift wrap mug.A girl that has plenty of "gifts". The gifts are often physical because these types of girls are often retarded in the head and have to use a calculator to do a simple math problem such as two times two. It is also a term that is used in the <3 clan by the member KHEF12 which says it after he has been dissed or the team has won a game.
by ShawdyGotGifts November 3, 2010
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Get the Nick Griffin mug.People thought he was a simp for Dixie but he fooled us and was a cheater all along . He likes toes. He snaps 'send toes' to several people but unfortunately for him one decided to out him.
Griffin Johnson : I didn't cheat, I just asked for toe pics.
Blake Gray : why didn't you ask Dixie for toe pics?
Blake Gray : why didn't you ask Dixie for toe pics?
by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020
Get the Griffin Johnson mug.To graft is to make an obvious, concerted, prolonged effort to make out with and/or have sex with a girl, usually without success
Dude #1: Did you bang that girl? I saw you grafting on her all night bro
Dude #2: Nope, she wasn't having any of it :(
Dude #2: Nope, she wasn't having any of it :(
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