gooseberried

1. To be unwillingly made a gooseberry.
2. To be unwillingly made the third person on a date.

Last night I was gooseberried by my roommate and her boyfriend. He just wouldn't leave!

by Michelle T August 23, 2006

Forcefeeding the goose

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.

Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.

by Sean Christofer May 23, 2008

Goosed

To be high or under the influence of marijuana.
Synonym for zooted, zoinked, high, etc.

Dude 1: How was the party last night?
Dude 2: I was straight goosed

by Bagelnose November 18, 2020

Ghosted

Inhaling a hit off of a marijuana cigarette and then swallowing it.

Bro did you hit that?

Ghosted it
Oh your fucked bro

by trycoke25 May 26, 2010

Gooster

A gooster is the slang for when a goose rides on a scooter.

This phenomenon is actually a great scientific mystery, why are there geese on scooters? Who put the goose on the scooter? What is going on?

"Look at that gooster!"
"It's doing the gooster!"

by Boohount6 May 26, 2019

GOOSE TURKEY

When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes

Get your nasty ol, "goose turkey", pickle egg scented titties off my leg.

by RLOVE March 3, 2003

goose shats

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.

he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.

by borWorm February 13, 2007