Goon

A goon is best defined as a person taking part in activities such as jumping, yelling and imitated sexual acts. Goons often commit these atrocities in public and bring embarrassment to themselves and others. Other characteristics of goons include excessive genitalia exposure, over-excitement concerning video games, and friendly relationships with parents, occasionally to the point of desired intimate contact. You can accurately distinguish a goon from a normal person by their laugh as well as their indifference to the apparent disgust surrounding them.

Goon: Lets Play HALO!
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!

Goon: Get HER!
GWNALINE : HELP MEEE

Goon: EE EE EE EE

Goon: *teabags sleeping friend

by xXSCUMXx September 15, 2009

goon

someone stupid, a retard for example

chip is a goon

by botaf October 18, 2003

Goon Squad

A group of slightly sketchy males, who drive fast even in shitty cars, wear aviators, blast music and smoke.

The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.

James Dean is the ultimate Goon Squad member.

by JaneGoodall1 July 13, 2009

Goon

A bag-in-box beverage dispensing unit

I smashed the box, ripped out the goon bag, blew it up and slept on it.

by Hammock Sways October 5, 2011

GoofNut

someone who thinks they are funny

Mike Morrisey

by Sara Robbins and Michelle Lamarco February 21, 2004

gooin

Midlands (UK) speak for "going"

"We're gooin t' chippy. D'yer want owt?"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

Goodnight

Goodnight: (adv) - a polite way of telling someone to shut down their point they were trying to make. (Syn. "Go to sleep"...ect).....lo

Bob: I am so in love with her!
Rick: Bob, you JUST met her...

Bob:*dreamy sigh* .....I know!
Rick: Goodnight!

by The Evolved One November 7, 2012