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take a goodell

Named in honor of NFL Head Roger Goodell. To shit. Defecate. Lay cable. To move one's bowels, specifically on a Sunday from September thru January as a form of protest for how poorly he has managed the league, mishandled miscreant players and bungled other protests, player and team misconduct.
" I ate so much yesterday at the BBQ, I can't wait to take a Goodell for the 1 O'Clock kickoff!

"Yeah Dude! And loading up on the corn was a nice touch too!"
by Freakie14 October 3, 2017
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much more gooder

Redneck term meaning Even better then more better
This beer is much more gooder then the rest.
by Smalltownredneck June 7, 2019
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gooble snuch

One who likes fart in the bath tub and catch it in a bottle to eat later.
by Tevin Lietz December 31, 2007
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Oh my godlessness

The atheist counterpart of the (over-used) exclaimation "Oh my god".

Just like the phrase "Oh my god", except it acknowledges the speaker's lack of belief in the existence of any supreme being(s).

Used to express shock, fright, and basically all other strong emotions.
Oh my godlessness, that guy is fucking a pumpkin.
by Jessicle the Popsicle November 24, 2011
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godlewski

The flaming end of a penis that is full of STDS and leaking puss everywhere.
OH MY GOD HIS GODLEWSKI IS GETTING PUSS ON EVERYTHING!
by Lawlsauce617 November 30, 2011
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goodge

Noun: Goodge
Verb: To Goodgefy
Meaning: The homosexual act of spoodging spoodge
Action:Goodgification
Dude,my mate totally goodged in that guys arse.
Man,I just completed a total act of goodgification.
by Andy Starzak August 29, 2005
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goodies

wow you got goodies that are good
by tia December 10, 2004
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