The Dick Goblin

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.
by Smasherman July 21, 2008
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Nob Goblin

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.
Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!
by swellyeah December 01, 2009
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Discharge goblins

P1: Did you see that discharge goblins

Tik tok?!
P2: Yes! Like this snow possum really tried to say the n word is just a word😭💀
by #CancelWhitePeople December 22, 2020
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Corn Goblin

Corn goblins are antivaxxers dwelling in the Midwestern region of the United States. Corn goblins are typically seen in crowded public spaces without a mask.
“Did you hear about that dude that got duct taped on that Frontier Airlines Flight?”

“Yeah, he was some corn goblin from Ohio or some shit.”
by corngoblin666 August 11, 2021
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Glizzy Goblin

Not to be confused by a Glizzy Gladiator or a Glizzy Gobbler, a Glizzy Goblin could be categorized not for the speed in which they consume the Glizzy but how many Glizzies they could handle or take in.
Cameron: “I’m back, WOAH where did all the Glizzies go”
Raphael: “ Robert the absolute Glizzy Goblin got greedy and took them all”
by SirRaphael August 05, 2020
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Queef Goblin

A complete nerd. A queef goblin or Q.G. is usually a person with large glasses, irritating voice, and a nonsocial hobby.
There is a BIG queef goblin in my chemistry class, he belongs in the Q.G. club!
by Meghan Bananergee July 07, 2010
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Goblin Mode

A variation of the cowgirl sexual position in which the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person. Also often involves grunting and occasionally manic laughing.
Heard you got lucky last night.”

“Oh yeah man, she went full Goblin Mode on me. It was wild.”
by Ickglockma November 10, 2021
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