gharf

An anti-mospuk who wears green shirts and makes a sound like "gharf"

That gharf shot mospuk!
Fak the gharf mospuk!

by Dan Billford Junior the 3rd April 29, 2003

GARFILE'D

An annoying word that AlteredBeast posts in various topics within PotD.

GARFILE'D!
Garfile'd!
Garfile'D!

by AlteredBeast April 9, 2005

garfnag

Noun.

A person dedicated to all forms of gaming.

This includes various genres, niche titles, and unique gaming experiences outside of the mainstream.

Not to be confused with hardcore gamer, which is quickly changing definitions from, "a dedicated gaming enthusiast," to, "a person who plays one or two different games almost obsessively, while decrying all others."

A garfnag is the opposite of a casual gamer (note that urban dictionary's entry for casual gamer is questionable in the eyes of most garfnag).

Most of the people who frequent the Penny Arcade forums (especially the Games and Technology section) are considered garfnag.

by Hamilton September 12, 2005

Garfunked

When a man blows his load in a girls mouth, and it leaks out the side.

E.G: Oh my God, Tre totally garfunked Courtney at Joe's party last night. Bogus...

by T-Hoot July 21, 2007

garfunculer

Retarded person that cannot spell and does not know how to take a hint.

"Hey sara can i call you sometime?" "No i don't have a phone."
I'm garfunculer i dont know how to spell!

by rbent April 23, 2007

Garfunkle Pub's

The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

by Pamela N January 16, 2008

garflaganoodlegland

This is another word for your stomach

my garflaganoodlegland is happy after eating such a delicious meal

by arashay April 20, 2008