Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.

“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”

by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018

Grease wad

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle

“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”

by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018

grease fan

When a wild tuna forced you to take your pants off while rubbing itself all over your body leaving you covered in fish slime.

I tried to go fishing, but only ended up getting a grease fan for my hard work

by Moondoggie1983 October 7, 2018

grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate

When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.

by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019

grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous

That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one

by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019

Grease Jocky

The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.

Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?

Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!

by Blazeit June 17, 2019

Grease rat

A bitch with greasy ass hair.

You see bri brodzinski? That bitch was a grease rat!

by Praeze January 1, 2020