ur.mentally.deranged.gf

Great philosopher of modern times on Instagram "@ur.mentally.deranged.gf".

One of the hardest working people of all time churning out bangers on the daily.

"Hey man have you seen that new ur.mentally.deranged.gf post?"

"Of course man I nearly jorked my junk to it!"

by FriedCurdMan February 19, 2025

chicken nugget gf

A very picky eater. Sticks to “safe food” but occasionally tries to branch out, only to instantly regret it and beg to swap with your plate or beverage.

just try it, stop being a chicken nugget gf

by wwrdl May 2, 2025

National Kiss Your GF Day

A day to kiss your gf. Pretty self explanatory.

Yo I'm gonna kiss you cuz it's National Kiss Your GF Day

by Fnfslaysfrfr May 23, 2025

National see gf ass day

It’s national see girlfriend ass day that means tell your girl what day it is and get a pic

October 19

Hey babe guess what,

It’s national see gf ass day!

by Mrfreakyfreak October 19, 2025

national break up with your gf day

break up with her

yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her

by ok sis October 5, 2021

national break up with your gf day

break up with her

yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her

by ok sis October 5, 2021

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022