frozen sandpaper

take a doughnut break. It is no use trying to work with Frozen sandpaper.

like trying to have sex on a beach when it's frozen....just doesn't work. It's like frozen sandpaper-doesn't work!

by frozenguru January 27, 2011

frozen forty

A frozen forty is when you put 4 rolls of quarters ($40 dollars worth) in a kitchen glove and then put it in the freezer until cold. It is then used as a sex toy.

I sex with a hooker and used a frozen forty on her. I told her to keep the change.

by Von Dirty September 30, 2013

Frozen Snapper

Icing down a girls pussy with an ice pack until it is numb, and then fucking it.

Friend: Bro, did you take that girl from the club home last night?

Other Friend: Yeah man, and she let me give her the frozen snapper!

by BBreezy716 October 15, 2014

Frozen Lake Racing

A game involving at least two people in which you run across a semi-frozen lake/pond as fast as you can before the ice beneath you breaks and you fall in the water.

Friend: "Bro you wana go Frozen Lake Racing."
Other Friend: "Yeah man definitely, lets see who fall in first."
Friend: "I'm not gonna fall, I'm gonna beat you and make it to the other side
Third Friend: "Good luck with that. I'll record it all on my phone."

by Morgan the Man January 5, 2015

Frozlånd

A real shitty version of Narnia ruled over by Aslame

"Ah shit, we are in Frozlånd again, I told you not to look in the sock drawer"

by seancarneymusic September 5, 2016

Frozen mocha

When you stick a ice cude in a girls ass and she shits out

Kevin took a barista on a date that gave him a frozen mocha. Later that might he gave her one

by Dirtydjango November 2, 2018

Frozen Eddie

When you and your friends jack off all over your friends windshield in the dead of winter and it freezes so the reciever has to chisel stiff with his ice scraper.

We gave Susie a frozen Eddie last night when she was at work.

by TF 1976 September 19, 2019