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frozen chocolate treat

(n.) a piece of shit frozen in order to make it hard enough to use as a dildo; stick shit necessary
Michael Clark's mother asked Ms. Collier to borrow a dildo but she gave her a frozen chocolate treat instead.
by Sotw May 13, 2006
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frozen cat embryos

What's served at Chinese Restaurants disguised as Wanton Soup.
Joe: Hey, what is Wanton soup anyway?

Frankie: Frozen cat Embryos warmed up and kept out for 3 weeks so there nice and rubbery!
by lovetorim May 8, 2007
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frozen rose

how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!

now you laught and enjoy
Maria: hey bob, i love you, and you have a nice ass.
Bob: thanks.
Maria: mind if i have a look at it?
Bob: Hell no, enjoy it.
Maria: Thanks, can you bow forward.
Bob: Sure.
Maria: please excuse my cold hands.
Bob: What?
Bob: What The Hell!
Maria: FROZEN ROSE!!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Maria: all your base are belong to us!
by Valkyrie01 May 12, 2006
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frown smiler

Someone who frown-smiles. They either do so because 1) they are not confident enough to smile, or 2) they want to create the impression of modesty and ingenuousness. This latter reason is usually a means to a particular end, for instance frown smiling in order to convince an audience of a statement or belief.
Why does Butthead such a frown smiler?

Devlyn Steele is totally trying to get into our heads with that frown smile.
by LAAson April 24, 2008
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Frowning Freddy

Mounting a girl perpendicularly then you quickly pull out and vigorously slap your penis against her left ass cheek leaving bruises to resemble eyes. This allows the ass crack to resemble a mouth in which it is frowning.
During a sex session things got awkward when Kevin suddenly gave Ochga a Frowning Freddy
by BGSU409 October 17, 2008
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giant frozen head

When Ice fishing, You drill a hole in the ice and stick your penis into the water, a fish will think that it is bait and give you head.
I went ice fishing and obtained giant frozen head over the weekend.
by Riot September 3, 2008
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Frozenfruit

A sex act made popular by college kids that consists of freezing the female vagina untill it goes numb and then quickly thrusting a penis/dildo through it. The stimulation recieved from changes tempatures due to the rubbing can help instill an orgasim in the female at a quicker pace.
My girlfriend asked for a Frozenfruit the other night and my roomate couldnt catch any sleep through all that noise!
by Dr. Harvey November 6, 2007
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