Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 29, 2011

purse fries

Being ratchet by buying fries begore a fancy event, and putting them in your purse

Jessica bought purse fries before going to prom

by CookiesnCream2.0 April 23, 2017

Wi-Fries

When you're out of data and somehow out of the house, so you order fries from your local fast-food joint just to leech off their free Wi-Fi.

Yuki: Can we go to Carl's Jr and order fries?
You: Just so you can use their Wi-Fi?
Yuki: ....
You: You mean like, Wi-Fries????

by SustainableGuy September 4, 2018

Light fries

An in-n-out secret menu option fit for the likes of psychopaths, serial killers, and Mark Zuckerberg.

A #3 three animal style for me and a #1 with extra light fries for that red headed sick fuck in the corner who sells all our personal data.

by Badoo22 November 8, 2021

fried oreo

A yellow skin asian who pretends to act black, but acts white.

Karen is a fried oreo.

by fried oreo December 21, 2016

Anal Fries

Pouring chocolate on fries to make it look like you put it inside someone’s anus

Damn I want some anal fries right now!

by @vrocarlos January 29, 2018

Surprise Fries

When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.

What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!

by ChrisDougman September 22, 2016