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San Francisco 

City in what is called the Bay Area of Northern California. Approximately 800,000 people made up of mostly white people and Asians. Full of Tech Bros, techies and wannabes, the people judge you based on the neighborhood you live in. Avocado toast is the main stay. Making less than 350k makes you poor.
Amy lives in the outer sunset, omg that’s so not San Francisco .

OMG! Avocado toast is on the menu at the squat and gobble! How San Francisco of them.
San Francisco by Djames2005 January 17, 2019
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San Francisco Sleigh Ride

There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.
Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.

San Francisco Swim Meet 

When someone skeets so much into a pool another person swims in it
The summer was so hot that Bob had to go to the San Francisco Swim Meet

San Francisco 

A codeword invented by a group of immature sixth-grade Seattle girls, they were in 4th grade when word was invented.
Code for sex.
OR:
A city in CA
Sixth grade girl: Have you ever been to San Francisco?
Random kid who has no idea: Uh, yeah, last summer
Sixth grade girl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Random kid who has no idea: Um, what?
Sixth grade girl: Oh, nothing.
San Francisco by iwant4piez April 1, 2009

the San Francisco 69ers 

any person(male or female) in the gay community; can also be a gay couple that you would assume performs the sex position 69 on a regular basis
Boy 1: Look at those gay men.
Boy 2: Yeah, they look like they play for the San Francisco 69ers.

San Francisco Gay 

A a term used to describe that is gay but is generally used/accepted by straight people. The gayness can stem from a design in a product, a feature in a thing or an aspect of the thing. When a straight person interacts with this thing it arouses a minor suspicion that they might be gay.

The product may not however involve anything to do with gay sex or other things that are blatantly gay.
Things that are San Francisco gay:
Apple Products, Organic Foods, Expensive Designer Clothes

Things that are NOT San Francisco gay:
Kissing Dudes, Will and Grace, Prius's

San Francisco 

San Francisco means "a whales vagina"

No, I don't think thats quite right..
San Francisco by >rectalrape< August 16, 2008