Mr. Floppy

When a man who cant get an erection when having intercourse.

Mike couldnt sh*g Sherry, cos he had a Mr. Floppy.

by Mr. Kill August 2, 2007

Smashing with a floppy

To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

When she says 'don't cum in me,' but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing with a floppy.

by DirtyCroat November 3, 2016

big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

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by WordInventor12345 January 1, 2022

flat floppy

When you are running and your stomach flops against your legs

Look at stans flat floppy, it's revolting

by fart brain November 30, 2014

Walk'n floppy

Walking around naked

JACKIE: (knock knock) "...Hey Kevin, open the door!"
KEVEN: "Give me a minute; I'm walk'n floppy right now."

by SedaliaSedalia Jax January 24, 2019

Hard Floppy

Otherwise known as a 3½ Floppy Disk. Don't be mistaken - the magnetic disk that holds data is "floppy", even though the outside plastic casing is hard. They just wanted to confuse you.

I like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer's awaiting slot.

by TooCrooked August 30, 2003