flapperdoodle

A stand-in for basically any bad word.
Usually used in a funny way, or used to show that you are a person that doesn't cuss.

Person 1: What the flapperdoodle??
Person 2: The real question is, what the absolute fuck did you just say?

by liaisaweirdo April 14, 2025

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Fappetite

One’s desire to fapp. Especially due to a lack of sexual stimulation or sexual frustration.

Dude, I’ve got quite a fappetite today. Can I use your bathroom?

by Chillegitimate brozie June 16, 2025

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noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025

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flappert

Part of Speech: noun

| flap·pert | /ˈflæpərt/

Definition:
A daring (and often ill-fated) oral maneuver where one attempts to blow air across the labia majora to produce an audible “toot,” much like a human kazoo. When executed properly, it’s said to summon the mythical Pfrumpet—the rarest of all bedroom brass instruments.

“Keith tried to hit me with the flappert last night, missed, and inflated my mushy-mess like a balloon animal. I swear I almost floated away.”

by LimberSack October 22, 2025

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