felch

told to us many aeons ago by those that were black and giggling. the word felch can have 1 or 2 meanings. the first being the verb "to felch" as in he felches you felch or we felch, meaning to completely turd burgle some poor unsuspecting pleb into ravaged and baggy conditions. the second meaning, is often proclaimed thus "u felcher" as a common insult much the same as "haha jew" or "wanker" would be utilised by some cunning linguist. to conclude felch is an integral part of our british culture and language, yet it should not be touched upon lightly.

"felcheeeer feeEeelcher, dadedada felcherrr"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"

by demonic chronic ghvghcfgt August 2, 2006

Felch

sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.

'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'

by char May 18, 2004

felch

Verb: to mess up/destroy

You felched my car man!!!

by andy mae January 15, 2004

feichtinger

faggot.

hey look over there its feichtinger.

by brastic February 28, 2018

felcher

Pascal Moise

by pascal April 20, 2003

felcher

a man who eats his cum out of a womans vagina

you felcher(just a good old fashioned insult)

by markj96 May 19, 2006

feshman

freshman; a weird, but cool person in their first year of high school (sometimes a geek)

Haley's such a feshman!

by i love my sexy November 24, 2006