Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher

The act of having a strange homosexual fetish for a corpse and also sucking it's semen left in it's penis after ejaculation.

"Dude did you hear about Frank?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out he is a Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher."
"Ewwie."

by Filthy Whorebag Assmumphs December 4, 2011

feldmar

n. one who likes anal sex; one who enjoys inserting bizarre entities or life forms into their/their partner's rectum; one who is fond of alien enimas;
v. anal sex;booty sex; ass fuck; inserting toys into bums;

Yo i met this feldmar last night and she put something weird in my butt.

I saw these two crazy mothercukers feldmaring on the street last night and i was like "woah"

by Jamie September 5, 2004

felt roads

drinkin, but not quite drunk.

i was out last night, yeah, i had a few, but i still felt roads.

by marvelousmachine May 4, 2008

Feldmore

The word and/or name used against evil spirits, infectious zombies, and demonic creatures to temporarily ward them off. By repeating "feldmore" over and over you are invulnerable to the spreading of infection or transformation into a captured spirit. However if demons are near to turn you into one of their own kind you must keep saying "feldmore" otherwise you will most likely transform instantaniously.

The demons are closing in... I see them, "feldmore, feldmore, feldmore"

by Dr. Nilbog August 4, 2011

Felta

unripened fanny (a fanny that is not ripe)

She wasn't ready for it, she had a Felta.

I felt her and she had a felta.

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Feleted

To be dumped whilst in the middle of giving or receiving felatio

"Oh man, you are GOOD! But I can't be with you anymore. You're feleted.

by Schwez October 16, 2012

felt tipped

Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.

John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!

Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013