Fetus Position

When your in the middle of fucking a girl and you tightyl wrap your arms around yur ass and legs. You take out a dildo, freeze it then shove it in her eye. * If she has a bellybutton ring rip it out then cum in her bellybutton.

"Dude I totally got in the Fetus Position with this hooker on mua block."

by tall dark and sexy January 17, 2010

fetus pants

When you miscarry and your unborn baby falls out of vagina and into your pants.

Dude, you dropped your fetus, you fetus pants.

by megannnblahhhh December 9, 2008

Fetus Stain

The stain, or guts, of a fetus that was either dropped or deliberatly hurled at a wall.

Oh dude theres a fetus stain on the wall

by Elwoodthesheep October 24, 2010

Fetus Pie

a Pie with 70 yearold crushed fetus mixed with blackberries and pancake mix. Gos great with dog shit!

Alex eats fetus pie alot.

by CletusDooGumPhrey July 9, 2011

Fetus

Noun - an unborn offspring of a mammal, in particular an unborn human baby more than eight weeks after conception.
synonyms: embryo, unborn baby/child

Noun - an idiot; foolish person; a "Bryony Darke"

You're such a fetus.

by TarquinWinsorIII June 13, 2015

fetus quaker

what you are called when you accidentally microwave your fetus instead of your oatmeal

"MOM I JUST PULLED A FETUS QUAKER ON PIPPY" (pippy is the baby)

by elhuevoderoblox May 18, 2019

fetus

A delicious snacc for any occasion. Very yummy, especially the toes!

“Bro i just ate 69 fetuses”

by MamacitaTime November 8, 2019