Family Tradition

When my family member feels one brewing they ask someone to pull their finger.

After a heaping helping of Jeremiah's wild mountain dogs and beans we participate in the family tradition.

by gbfgbfgbf September 28, 2019

incestians family

A family that has a lot of incest and weirdness but still loves each other a bit like Alabama

I’m part of the incestians family they are a bit strange

by Phoenix 123 August 7, 2020

grammy family

a group of highly successful people who made it by working together

Cleo and Elliot have a grammy family

by emwi December 24, 2009

Beaucoup Family

Any family large enough to form a basketball team, in any combination of just children and parent, or just children (including adult and minor children). Or;

A family of at least 5 children, including a baby mama plus children from disparate baby daddies; or a baby daddy plus children from disparate baby mamas.

Hey, that kid Mark from Bio class knocked up that ho bag Stacy, and she’s already saying she’s gonna have the kid. Mark has more kids in his beaucoup family than any of the actual fathers in our class.

I finally told my mom that I’m preggers again. She flipped out, and was like: “You know, people are going to think we’re from the ghetto.” And then she walked out. I wanted to be like “Be-atch, I’m a lawyer, I make 6 figures, I own my own house, and I drive a lightly-used Lexus- my beaucoup family of 6 kids will be movin’ on up into Holmby Hills- NOT the ghetto!”

by Perpetua Style March 20, 2023

Family Day

(n.) A Public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one's kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one's parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.

(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.

I haven't heard from my son in a year so I decided to call him on Family Day.

I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.

by kLid March 7, 2011

True Family

you know those bitches that don't share any blood with you, but you're closer to than your blood relatives? yeah those. THAT'S the family that matters.

My besties Kellin and Kelly and Zach are my true family.

by heatherChandlerbitch October 3, 2017

glitter family

A glitter family is an ideologically aligned group of people who convince a child that their natal family does not love them, because they're not affirming them, but that they will love the child and they should move in with the family, and be with the family, and then the family goes on to affirm the child.

My parent’s church says gays go to hell, so I moved in with my glitter family and we host drag queen story hour on Sundays instead.

by bannedfromfacebookagain May 8, 2023