a flapster is a drunk mother, or woman over 40, who appears to be possibly a lesbian, but is not accustomed to sexual activity of the sort. it is impossible to see a "lone flapster" as they always come in pairs, or more.

Last night, my mom went to the neighbor's to hang out with her flapster friend. She came home a bit too tipsy.

flapster by shesmymother July 25, 2009

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flapsack

A condition most often brought about immediately following a rather formidable ejaculatory event.

It will generally cause ones scrotol-sack to appear deflated, flappy and saggy.

The condition typically resolves itself in 8-12 hours once the owner of the flapsack has had the opportunity to replenish his bodily fluids and what not.

Tyrone to his partner: Man homegirl Shwatanquerayray done wore me out bro....she done left me with a flapsack el grande yo.

Lucious in response: Ahhhhh yeeahh homegirl be knowing how to operate her body fo sho. You best get some gatorade or coolade up in ya for the dehydration mane.

flapsack by Shit Fkcuer Deluxe September 5, 2013

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flop drip

Wet vagina

Shorty was soaking wet she got that flop drip

flop drip by Dripflop96 March 2, 2020

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flip-flop warrior

A person that wears flip-flops no matter what weather or time of day.

Jenny: Did you see Alyson? She wore flip-flops to the class ski trip!
Mona: What can I say, she's a flip-flop warrior...

flip-flop warrior by exoticskittles June 27, 2009

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