floatato

A fatty turd that never goes down the U-bend and has similar qualities to the potato (not to be mistaken with the fabled 'pootato')

"I walked into the bathroom after chris and to my horror he had left a FLOATATO! Not even in the bowl, but on the seat" Chris, crapple and dump...

by CrispyBrownNugget.com July 1, 2015

Floater

The odd person in a group of people that is fairly unattractive, usually left out, and unwanted.

Yo why do you hang out with the guy, he's such a floater.

by Rem Show September 24, 2016

floating memory

Phrase that can be used to explain the forgetting habit after smoking weed and feeling blank in mind.

Hey man! The two puffs I got from that blunt,gave me the greatest floating memory ever.

by Elianiray July 4, 2016

floating omelette

When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.

Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.

by WeirdWeirdWorld February 24, 2017

Floaties

The separation of juicy material in craft beer.

Focal banger and heady topper are so juicy that floaties appear when the juiciness separates.

by #fanboy June 26, 2017

floating circus

a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach

GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !

GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus

by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018