Fail

The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul.

The term can be expressed (written) two ways:

fail & Fail

The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime.

The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.

fail:

I failed when I lost that staring contest.

Fail:

Your mom Failed in bed last night.

by celza February 20, 2011

Fail

A very stupid person doing stupid things.

Chris Ramjohn is the biggest fail in Torbay, Newfoundland

by Failuretrackers May 15, 2010

Indian fail

To receive a grade less than a 93 on anything-be it a class average, homework assignment, or even a lowly participation grade.

Medha: Oh my god I'm going to fail this class!

Miscellaneous non-Indian person: What are you talking about, you're nowhere near failing this class

Medha: Man dang, I mean I'm going to Indian fail this class. That test is going to bring my average down below a 93!

Bhavya: Medha, ya real stoop.

by SmokeyBearSB November 6, 2010

fail flail

A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.

I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.

John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.

emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.

by AWPerative July 26, 2006

failfest

The word failfest is a compound word composed of 2 words fail and festival(fest). Fail is comonly used to let someone know that they suck at something or they got pwned. A festival is a celebration or gathering of some sort. So a failfest is a gathering or celebration where people that fail go.

As Johnny walked with his friends to school he tripped and fell on his face. His friends said " Lol Johnny should go to failfest for that, what a noob."

by ProMaster April 19, 2009

Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.

I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.

by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009

Fail Reaper

a person, object or being that makes someone fail

a person fails by falling off a tree, the tree is then a fail reaper

by theultimatefail July 6, 2009