a disgusting, bleach-drinking, cold hot pocket-sucking scum of the earth who dumped my best friend because she found out he was cheating on her
Ethan, if you don't shut your goddamn dick-chugging pie hole, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it'll come out of that fat mouth of yours that you use to blow yourself at night when you're alone in your room watching porn.
by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a visco man that loves to flirt and thinks everyone loves him. He is the type of person to go up to a girl and say “ you can’t date me”.
by That one kid* December 30, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by scrubdaddy420 October 22, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by Galldktlyt January 18, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by Ethan bad January 10, 2019
Get the Ethan’smug. He's normally the lying type and likes to be a "bad boy" He always breaks girls hearts and never care about anyone but himself
Patrick~ Dude try to be nicer to her
Ethan~ Why it's not like she is cute or anything
Patrick~ Dude wtf she loves you like half to death
Ethan~ That's her fault.
Ethan~ Why it's not like she is cute or anything
Patrick~ Dude wtf she loves you like half to death
Ethan~ That's her fault.
by I need help please and thanks April 3, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Known for the man who has the smallest penis in the world and super gay and not better then colin cuz he sucks dick
by Ethans small dick May 28, 2016
Get the Ethanmug.