EMPTY

It means there is nothing there.

"I feel empty".....There's is nothing else that can describe my current feeling

by Mkrksms November 22, 2021

emppu

Sex hungry and nasty beast with a rock hard cock and jizz that tastes likes marshmallows dipped in maplesyrup

Hot girl: hey what have you eaten? Another girl: some emppu. Hot girl: oh, that explains it

by Gooperator November 24, 2021

Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

Empty

Empty - to be in abundance, to have everything you need or to not need anything else in life.

I just got paid out 20 grand and bought a new dirt bike and a boat, fau brah your empty ass

by Sub Zero Point February 4, 2022

Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.

Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

Empty Dress

A sweet fuckin band in 757

You go to the empty dress show?
Shitchyea holy fuxk
Who are they
They call themselves the Sha Sha collective
While I'll be Sha Sha shakin in my boots if that ain't some music right there
If it ain't music it ain't nothin
Nothin gets nothing
Adios bitches

by anonymous July 13, 2022

Empty shootin'

When someone is speaking to you and has no common sense.

Jonny was empty shootin' all night long and made me lose my mind .

by 007littlebear August 12, 2022