Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart

The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding

by The great ud author September 3, 2025

Egyptian waders

Loose fitting men's slacks or jeans with an elasticized waistband (marketed with different combinations of "comfort," "flex," and "stretch"). The pants you wear when you're in denial.

Middle-aged guy #1: Huh, I must've Iost weight without even trying - these jeans are 38x30 and they fit great!
Middle-aged guy #2: Egyptian waders ftw!

by MakingStuffUp November 21, 2025

Luxury Egyptian

An Egyptian who has lived in the Western world so long they are afraid to go to the motherland due to lack of Air Conditioning.

Mak can never go back to Egypt. He is so use to A/C he has become a Luxury Egyptian.

by Madas October 21, 2013

curly egyptian

The most amazing persons on earth. They can be shy but deep down they're fun. They like when boys talk to them first and they will act hard because they're Egyptians so you gotta show them you want them. They usually don't like shy guys. They are also silent sometimes not because they're unsociable but because people around them annoy them so they stay quite. They also like to use sarcasm and they won't be afraid to fight the fuck out of you if you disrespect them, using means and dry words to hurt you. But they're really super nice and fun.

Damn! that's a cool curly Egyptian!

Did you just saw that curly Egyptian ? she's hot !

by sami2899 November 17, 2017

sneaky egyptian

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.

The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.

i dare you to give that bitch a sneaky egyptian they wont see it coming.

by yung chri$t June 11, 2018

observe Egyptian waterway

A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".

True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.

by QuacksO July 11, 2021