Turd Edging

Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.

I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.

by Black Brian March 25, 2022

Poor Edge

being too poor to drink or do drugs.

i.e - Dry as a kite.

Man, marcus got fired last month and now he's poor edge. That negro used to smoke us down mad blunts, today however, he sits idle, pensive, pondering paucity, pessimistic, and penurious.

by ThePoopsmith July 11, 2012

edge of a cracker

The most Caucasian out of all Caucasian people

Damn bro Alexis was so white she is the edge of a cracker

by Booming July 28, 2016

edges burnt

when something is too shocking "wig snatched" "edges burnt"

Person A: "Did you see Jaynesha? I told her, her tan is faker than her personality"
Person B: OMG edges burnt, wig snatched!

by urbanIG May 16, 2018

Peggle Edging

When you're playing Peggle and you get the ball as close to the final peg as possible without touching it.

"I was playing Peggle the other day and I edged the final peg 5 times before I finally hit it"
"Call that Peggle Edging"

by dankusperpetalius December 9, 2020

Music edging

When someone plays music to the very end of the song and then in the last 10 seconds, changes to a new song. This may continue multiple times and result in instant satisfaction when one finally finishes.

"Dude stop music edging me, let this one fucking play!"

by Liljoxford August 31, 2019

Meeting Edging

When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.

To meeting edge.

My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!

by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023