political edging

Political edging is the practice of enjoying taking yourself, or being brought, to the point where you think an election is almost over, and a candidate is about to be chosen, then stopping or being stopped, before reaching the peak in which a candidate would be chosen.

This week has been fodder for the political edging I like to do at least once very four years.

by Drandmrevil November 7, 2020

turbo edging

Turbo edging is the act of edging at a rate so aggressive and fast paced that you develop multiple sores and calluses on the shaft of your rod.

Batman was turbo edging to Arkhams live stream of Harley Quinn in the shower.

by Kinggross2376 October 23, 2023

Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.

Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

waters edge

Shit ton of rich people with huge ass houses.

That nigga lives in Waters Edge, he rich.

by 🅱️ig Ni🅱️🅱️a November 1, 2017

Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge

Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023

edges burnt

when something is too shocking "wig snatched" "edges burnt"

Person A: "Did you see Jaynesha? I told her, her tan is faker than her personality"
Person B: OMG edges burnt, wig snatched!

by urbanIG May 16, 2018

Turd Edging

Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.

I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.

by Black Brian March 25, 2022