Dutch fudge roll

Shitting underneath the covers and having your partner eat it.

A Dutch fudge roll is the erotic result of a Dutch oven taken to the extreme. The covers trap in the wonderful scent, and the darkness allows your partner to imagine that they are eating a delicious fudgy pastry.

My boyfriend gave me a delicious Dutch fudge roll last night, and I licked it up like a shit-eating fag.

by William "Orangeman" Adams February 5, 2009

Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 2, 2010

dutch hat

Famed for being mentioned on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, a Dutch Hat is when your partner wears a toy windmill on their head and you urinate on the windmill causing it to spin.

Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.

"Jodie, your hair looks greasy today, didn't you shower?"

"Not since my boyfriend gave me the old Dutch Hat."

by Golliher July 23, 2012

Dutch handshake

Kicking someone in the chest, especially in an otherwise nonviolent context such as a sports event like the World Cup final match between the Netherlands and Spain in 2010.

De Jong should have been red carded for the Dutch handshake he gave Alonso in the final. What scum.

by skyslysky July 12, 2010

Dutch Barbecue

when you take a nasty shit and someone goes in right after you

I've been hoping Cedric would invite me over for a Dutch Barbecue for years now.

by poppel March 20, 2009

dutch pancake

after a woman lays a cleveland steamer right on your chest, she smashes it with her ass into a nice flat pancake. blueberries and whipped cream optional.

"...and when she finished off with a dutch pancake, I painted the screen."

by mushroom blue June 30, 2004

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)

yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

by ahmed September 11, 2003