Douche Tube

Same as calling someone a douche bag, just more fun to say.

My boss is such a douche tube.

by LuberTuber September 7, 2005

Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.

Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

douchebaggish

An adjective form of the word "douchebag" used usually in a derogatory sense. Mostly used towards a noun or verb.

"That guy was quite douchebaggish" or "He didn't have to be so douchebaggish."

by Stefan Spohr November 30, 2006

Douchebag Loser

Guys who don't take care of their Kids.

Jeff G from Lancaster is a Douchebag Loser

by Payurbills February 10, 2009

Douche-baggery

1. The actions of a douchebag

2. Being a compelete douchebag

Danny Broke up with his gorgeous girlfriend, he committed douche-baggery.

by Notyouravarageblondie July 31, 2009

Tasteful Douchebaggary

(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.

He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.

The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.

"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."

by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008

Deefer Douchebag

Someone exhibiting the qualities of a pansy, whiny ass bitch that thinks they are sweet at everything; Pretends to have many friends, but is unanimously hated.

"Man I hate that deefer douchebag. He really takes it hard in the ass."

by Mr. Truthfulness April 22, 2009