stroking the doodle

A man or woman home alone petting a small dog while creeping on Facebook, usually pretending the soft dog is the person they are looking at.

Damn dude I can't get Huggy out the house anymore he's always stroking the doodle

by BeaverJackSipper January 16, 2011

fuck a doodle do

means to be surprised or can be used for sarcasm

i am your long lost brother

well fuck a doodle do

by Top Shotterz July 31, 2011

Doodlefucks

1. a slang name for the Doodlebops, a kids show with animated puppets singing on stage.
2. or an insult to the Doodlebops.
3. A dumbshit(s)

1. "Hey, neega, did u catch that last epidsode of the Doodlefucks?" "Hellz yeah that was the shitz!"
2. "I hate those clowny Doodlefucks, they sing too much and are too happy."
3. "No you Doodlefuck, I don't want a freaking toaster, I'm in the bathub for fuck's sake!"

by Anal Seepage von Rusty Genitals August 19, 2007

Doodle

A poor character in the story "The Scarlet Ibis", a thrilling story that everyone should read. He is a handicaped guy who died because of his brother

What a pity! Doodle died.

by Trang Nguyen April 18, 2006

fuzzy doodle

a fuzzy, warm, sweet man that has an amazing doodle ;)

gentleman, scholor, amazing, fuzzy doodle

by Bananita112 January 21, 2012

Donglegate

The scandal by Apple in late 2016 where the company released several products with non-standard ports that require special dongles to be compatible with the rest of the world. Special dongles were required for headphones, USB ports, and power adapters.

Steve: Hey can I borrow your headphones?
Bob: Here you go!
Steve: Oh, damn. I can't plug these in to my new iphone. I forgot to bring my dongle.
Bob: Damn Donglegate...

by Missing Waldo November 7, 2016

Dongle

Its a dingle berry but the piece of shit shifts from your rectum to the undercarriage of your scrotum and just hangs there

Humpfry: dude you smell like shit
Leroy: i got this dongle just hangin on my balls and it wont come off
Humpfry: my nigga what

by The Gulath Clan August 18, 2018