Doinkin

The action of smoking a doink(A.K.A blunt)

Bro me and the boys were doinkin and we got fucked up.

by Victor Dominguez November 26, 2019

drinking bleach

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022

Wistful Drinking

That point along the road to inebriated where you start to think about things that bum you out, people you miss, and how you wish the situation you were drinking in was more enjoyable.

(At the bar)

Jim: Hey Paul, what's wrong with Doug over there? He doesn't look too good.
Paul: Nah, he's fine. He's just "wistful drinking".

by THEGRABEROBBER April 29, 2013

Bridge Drinking

When one consumes a respectable quantity of alcoholic drinks before taking a break of more than 2 hours before starting drinking again, usually resulting in tiredness when trying to get turnt at night.

Around 10pm at night...

"Hey man are you feeling okay?"

"Nah man I'm knackered, I've been bridge drinking all day"

by Ultramotio June 3, 2016

If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).

Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....

by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011