one-decked

when a person is knocked to the floor in one punch

did you see that fight before? deanus got one-decked

by deanus fozard May 15, 2007

chubby decker

Another form to call someone fat or chubby

Her clothes were so tight her stomach popped out, what a chubby decker.

-Guy1: Dude she's hot but her friend isn't, take one for the team and go for the chubby decker
-Guy2: No way! You owe me..

by EROS GOOMERZ August 1, 2011

Space Docket

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it and then using it as a little (or large depending on prior food consumption) butt dildo to supplement masturbation.

Jeez, the missus is out of town this weekend. Might treat myself to a ride on the old space docket!

by Disastrous42 November 25, 2019

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

Docker

some one who partakes in docking on a regulr basis! usually on a saturday night!
famous for the phrase 'once you dock you just cant stop'

john - what you been upto???
Adam - went for a spliff and a night of heavy docking! once you dock you just cant stop!
john - your a proper docker you!

by the mighty ring master March 31, 2009

Triple Decker

Similar to a double decker, except that an additional poop is left on top of another object, i.e. car, roof, mailbox...

Haha Jones didn't know that I actually did a triple decker in his computer CD drive!

by Word12 November 10, 2004