Lycanthropic Disorder

This is a disorder when someone believes that they are a werewolf. Even though they will not change into one, they still pretend to go threw it as if they were becoming a werewolf. They can be violent and harmful, just as if they had become a werewolf.

It would suck to be around these people on the night of a full moon.

by lunar shadows August 25, 2004

Post-Trump Stress Disorder

A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.

Me: I can't come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood

by NamedoneLetterE November 9, 2016

distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.

Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010

Attention Surplus Disorder

people who sit and watch or listen to bullshit uncritically not realising that it's complete bullshit.

Opposite of Attention Deficit Disorder

ie. people who watch:
big brother
soaps
tele evangelists
daytime TV

people who listen to
most sermons
Andrew Bolt
get rich quick seminars
Nigerian email hoaxes
email chain letters

and many more...

by Pugsworth June 24, 2004

Post Traumatic COD Disorder

n. Abbr. PTCD
A serious physical/psychological disorder caused by the attendence, academic pressures, and brutality of the College of Dupage. Affected victims more than likely develop some degree of scolionophobia. Symptoms may include but are not limited to: any form of distress, difficulty breathing, hypertension, irratability, hyperawareness, agitation, panic attacks, elevated pulse rate, insomnia, anxiety, and other serious health risks in the duration and aftermath of first and second semester. These symptoms, while triggered by experiences or passing moments of rememberence, may also occur at random. Fortunately, PTCS usually diminishes within the first 1-2 weeks of summer.

See also: College of Dupage

"Son, your mother and I couldn't help but notice you're not yourself, your grades are steadily declining, you're not sleeping, you're easily angered, I've never seen you so stressed in my life."

"Dad, I think I have Post Traumatic COD Disorder."

by COD Prisoner May 14, 2009

reversal body dismorphic disorder

This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder

"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"

by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007