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Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)
OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.
by workshy willy November 26, 2011
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diabetes rage

Fat people with resting bitch face who need snacks for their low blood sugar
You could tell she had diabetes rage by the look on her face and the hunger in her eyes.
by Hyperheidi21 December 14, 2014
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diaberrhea

Eating so much food that's so shitty or sweetening that you get diabetes and diarrhea in one sitting.
Bro, that half-assed taco bell gave me diaberrhea last night
by Mista Glass July 28, 2014
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diabetic plunge

When due to your Diabetes everytime you pass urine it's in such large incriments that you push your pee stream as forcefully as possibly to save time and not become too bored peeing for minutes straight
Yo yo Brown: I gotta pee bro
Bobby: Oh shit man, we're going to miss the bus
Yo yo Brown: Don't worry bro, I'll just diabetic plunge!
by GribbySaysDaTruth June 29, 2016
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diabetes

" life is like diabetes its hard for fat people"
by CHief fried ballsack May 24, 2016
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diabetical year

like sabbatical year, but instead you are going for so many sweets and sugar containing products that you'll get type 2 diabetes.
"Dude, are you gonna eat all these tons of sweets and stuff?"
"Yup, I'm taking a diabetical year!"
by Le Kev November 24, 2016
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diabesties

When You play with a man with diabetes BALLS
by SuperWeenie January 8, 2017
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