by ToukaTheRabbit November 30, 2015
Get the destining mug.A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
by The Metal King October 11, 2016
Get the Destiny Noob mug.Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.
Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.
My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.
My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.
by Amelia I. January 6, 2017
Get the Destination Dysfunction mug.A girl that's ok with doing bad stuff unless she gets cought then she will take the blame and she still your friend
by cheekoolperson March 23, 2017
Get the Destanie Douglas mug.Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.
Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!
by Destiny Abbott December 19, 2017
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