Depression Episode

Saddness, tears... when someone asks you whats wrong you say "i don't know" because you don't know what is wrong. you feel empty and depressed.

haley: hey whats wrong?

you: idk I'm just having another depression episode

by lilkoii May 9, 2018

Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018

vacation depression

That feeling you get when a vacation nears its end.

Joe: Holy shit nigga, you best be partying 2day it be teh last day of teh vacation bro.
Bob: No thanks, I got vacation depression. I'd rather sleep all day.
Joe: Fugg mayn, you iz so ghey!! Go fugg yoself dipshit nigga!
Bob: Fuck you, and stop acting black, it's fucking annoying.
Joe: Oh... alright...

by joebobjoebobjoe November 26, 2011

roisa depression

a diagnosis for people suffering from a lack of sleep, happiness, and motivation after witnessing the horrors the precious roisa ship has gone through

after seeing what the jane the virgin writers did to break up rose and luisa AGAIN, i was suffering from some serious roisa depression

by apple1029384756 February 10, 2018

Temporary Depression

When you just feel like shit after realizing your life situation. This temporary depression will last for various amount of time depending on your case. Symptoms can include suicidal thoughts, light-headedness and headaches.

Ways to recover from temporary depression:

1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together

Dude: You good?
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice

by HWAHman October 1, 2019

Post-Finale Depression

The feeling you get after your favourite tv series or game ends; when you feel an overwhelming sadness, contemplating where your life goes from here, will you watch a new show or just flood with tears at the thought of the great trauma you've just experienced.

"What am I going to do now Breaking Bad is over what is the point to my Life now, I think I might go curl up in a ball and die"
"hey man, i think you have Post-Finale Depression"

by ghostnappa March 2, 2015

Post poop depression

The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.

Howard are you doing okay this morning?
I'm okay I just have some post poop depression. It will pass.

by Barnardo October 27, 2016