Lady Days

n. menstrual period

Goddamn you, Lady Days, I wish there was an "eject" button for my uterus.

by outofgas August 18, 2009

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Day Man

Day Man is a fictional character from a song created on the television series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Day Man is the champion of the sun, he is a master of karate and friendship for everyone. He is also the arch nemmesis and fighter of the Night Man

Dorothy: Have you heard of the Day Man
JB: Hell's yeah girl, he's the fighter of the Night Man, he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone!

by Brock Heron November 3, 2007

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bad day

Today

I'm having a bad day

by Wise Man October 28, 2003

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Slurpee Day

The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!

Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!

Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!

by DictionaryRandomSurfer July 9, 2009

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Homie Day

The 12th of April. the day where you and your homies gather around and appreciate each other's genitals. If your homie has a big cock, you are sure as hell welcome to brofist it. He would be appreciative.

PSA: RECOMMENDED ONLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HOMIES ARE COMFORTABLE AND CLOSE. IT ISN'T 'FRIEND' DAY, ITS 'HOMIE' DAY AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSE BOND. NO THIS IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR HOMIES. CLOTHES MUST STAY ON.

if they are not your homie, do not dare try to celebrate homie day with them. if they are your homie, go wild.
#homiesnothomos

person one: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
person two: "its homie day"
person one: "do it again"
person two: "aight bet"

by imlucas_lmao April 18, 2021

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