Hey David how are you.
by Maya Amaral January 11, 2018
A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.
by MajorClapped December 09, 2018
A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths
by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010
Fat and gay, can't get any girls
by rousey69 March 22, 2016
a hebrew name often a jew as it is. often fat and nerdyish but can often be a good friend. this kind of person can often be found in the dark room playing xbox live.
by matthew kinson February 07, 2009
Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.
At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.
by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 02, 2011
Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.
He's David.
by BitterBitter November 26, 2010