David

when you lock yourself in the bathroom during school

did you hear about hank, he pulled of a david.

by pantsu addict May 20, 2016

david

A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.

"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"

by MajorClapped December 8, 2018

david

A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths

David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???

by gjfhlasdg May 14, 2010

David

Fat and gay, can't get any girls

Wow that guy is such a David he can't even get Tatym

by rousey69 July 15, 2016

david

a hebrew name often a jew as it is. often fat and nerdyish but can often be a good friend. this kind of person can often be found in the dark room playing xbox live.

"That fat twat is gay"
"Must be David"
"Oh yeah"

by matthew kinson February 7, 2009

David

Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.

He's David.

by BitterBitter November 28, 2010

David

Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.

At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.

by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 17, 2011