daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"

Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.

by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016

Daffodoofus

Someone who is cute and pretty, such as a daffodil but also dorky as a doofus.

I was at the mall shopping with my girlfriend. She wasn't paying attention while walking. She tripped and fell down a few steps dropping all her bags . She's such a daffodoofus !!

by PlcklePete February 23, 2017

daftnut

Word to describe someone who is stingey and won’t share their food or drink with one person but will happily give it to someone else.

Ryan asked Todd for some of his milkshake but Todd said no and gave Max some instead. Great example of being a daftnut

by TyabbPaduaWordGang April 21, 2018

Dafidildo

Half daffodil and half dildo...Dafidildo..its sensitive ass bitches..assholes. Pricks. Dumbasses..fuckboys\girls..haters..ect...all of those that can be used with a universal word

Why do we have to keep looking at his dafidildo face?

by Themetalheadkilljoy March 12, 2018

daft

dumb & fucking tired

yo sorry, I just woke up i’m feeling super daft

by georgiaroooseee May 19, 2018

Daffiginia

A girl who is more attractive than she thinks she is. Boys get nervous when around her and lots of boys have a crush on her. She has great eyes and hair. She will show you a good time and also had a crazy/wild side to her. The most incredible friend anyone could ever have.

Boy1: Who's that cutie?
Boy2: Her name is Daffiginia.

by swissurban May 26, 2018

Daft Bugger

British slang for a stupid person.

Often times pronounced as deft begger.

Lad 1: I think I'll get 5 plums instead of 1.
Lad 2: Oi! That's too many plums ye daft bugger!

by WaysideWorks August 31, 2018