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colon wrecker

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)
Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy
by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016
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clones125

That stupid Australian cunt who sucks off the Directors of departments to get a freerank in Firestone.
If you're friends with him, you better stay away from him.

"Clones125"; Can also be used as a describing word meaning- 'a stupid faggot'
"Oh well you're a Clones125!"
by Stoke_RBLX April 23, 2018
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Clonny

Youtuber under the age of 12.
Clonny lookin ass.
My boi out there, looking like a fucking Clonny.
Did u hit her last night. Yeah, but i dont hit without a Clonny.

Ik ging zonder Clonny in haar poenie .
Wow, wat heb jij een grote Clonny.
Zonder Clonnie niet in d'r johnny.
by Bionicle_Clonny January 9, 2018
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clond

a nuisance person who is an inconvenience to society. similar to a stomach ache.
Oh my goodness Paul you are such a clond. Nobody wants you in this office anyway. Janet, don’t you agree??”
by iamahumansock September 27, 2018
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clond

a nuisance person who is an inconvenience to society. similar to a stomach ache.
Oh my goodness Paul, you’re such a clond. Nobody wants you in this office anyway. Janet, don’t you agree??
by iamahumansock September 27, 2018
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colon flex

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
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colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
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