beef curtain

a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.

that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.

by Corey-O December 12, 2008

Torn Curtains

Located most commonly near the sexual organ area of human beings especially of a female kind, where their vaginal area has been torn apart from excessive pounding by a big black cock.

Ashleigh was reeling in agony from her torn curtains

by Charlie D.boc! February 11, 2008

shower curtain

Your last resort when you're taking a shit at a friends house and there's no ass wipe.

Sitting in the bathroom at a house of someone I don't know.
Looking all around for the toilet paper roll.
Feeling so sure. Feeling so certain.
Gonna have to wipe my ass again with the plastic shower curtain.

by kpasa bitch May 19, 2005

Vagina Curtains

1Enlongated vagina flaps

My vagina curtains are bunching in my tight pants.

by Delphina June 11, 2006

Curtain Call

V. The female equivalent of a tea bag. To put one's vagina on a person's head

Jane snuck up on John while he was lying on the couch and gave him a curtain call to the forehead.

by chickenmonkeypieshow.com January 14, 2009

Beef curtains

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

by EH of HB September 11, 2007

beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 29, 2003