Cucumber jackfruit

Noun.

A dumb person with zero personality.

This waiter is a cucumber jackfruit.

by Hadm1208 April 15, 2020

Cucumber

A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.

Harry: "C'mon Steve, don't be a fucking cucumber"
James: "Colly is a fucking cucumber"

by Mahusive man July 11, 2023

benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

Peelin' the Cucumber

When your in the kitchen and you have a cucumber in your left hand (or maybe your right) and you have a vegetable peeler in your right hand (or maybe your absence of a hand) and you happen to join the two identifiable objects together so that one might separate the atoms of the other, just SO, as to remove only the outer layer of the fruit.

I was peelin' the cucumber before making a healthy meal.

by Elaura January 27, 2017

chocolate cucumber

brown skinned cock, dark skinned dick from latinos and black americans

I have chocolate cucumber for latinas.

by steven weily July 1, 2007

cuncussed

to have a concussion so that the brain can no longer function.

1.hey shae
-hetrrhfghgfys
why cant you talk anymore?
-cause i got hit too many times, and now im cuncussed
oh. k peace.

by FDSHFGDFGD July 17, 2007

cucksgiving

Where one sits in irc and masturbates to Donald Trumps twitter feed instead of watching Football and eating turkey

It looks like he's having cucksgiving again on Tuesday.

by baddies123 July 19, 2018