Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.

"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."

by austro March 25, 2022

Motley Crust

A crusty crouton to be served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, I make Motley Crust!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Death crust

Crusty snow that makes you want to die

Dude did you you ski that death crust. Yes i wanted to die

by Lordben March 11, 2021

Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.

I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.

by Rhody401 April 14, 2023

Crusted

Used to describe anything crusty, rusty, flakey, tarnished, dusty, dirty, mucky, or lucky.

Bruh Mario's dog is so fucking crusted.

by ShmooLover69420 November 28, 2022

upper crust

The upper crust is the crust that is formed around the woman's vagina

He was eating her out, then he saw her upper crust

by send noodles January 25, 2017