Crumb-guzzling

The act of eating chips while getting your dick licked.

"My girlfriend was horny, but I was hungry, so we tried crumb-guzzling."

by TheRealRuler March 29, 2015

Dropping crumbs

Adj. Being wealthy/well-off

V. Spending small amounts of cash in various places in a short amount of time

Comes from the analogy of money being referred to as "bread"

Adj. Girl, you need to find yourself a better man. Someone funny, smart, and droppin' crumbs.

V. We took Stacey to the mall and she was dropping crumbs left and right!

by pinkchicgeek April 21, 2015

Crumb

1. Someone who is being the worst

"Clare is such a crumb"
"Clare is the worst" "Yeah she's an absolute crumb"

by Beachbabie May 19, 2015

Apple Crumb

It's the big lumps of beach sand under your scrotum.

Damn Bro when I went swimming at the beach today my sack was loaded with Apple Crumbs when I got out of the water.

by The dumb bunny. September 30, 2016

Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.

Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.

by robodent December 4, 2016

Crumb

Someone who cant function as a normal human being. Their value to society is equivelant to the crumbs stuck wedged in your seat.

My coworker is fine working 3 hours a day make ends meet so he can sit home with no cable and air conditioning. What a crumb.

by SlyveryStew March 25, 2016

Crumb

A giant turd

I crumbed on ur carpet

by srygrndma October 21, 2018