Cocksettle

To settle in a relationship for a smaller penis than desired.

"I liked Brad, but he has a small penis."
"Girl, I think you should cocksettle."

by Speakseasy May 20, 2024

Cocksaw

A particularly vindictive woman bent on humiliation.

Cover your wedding tackle, boys. Here comes a cocksaw!

by 3hourtour June 20, 2024

cockshade

A condom

Gf: Babe, put your cockshade on!

by Toasty taste July 9, 2024

Cockscare

When you masturbate to a picture/video of what APPEARS to be a female. But is revealed to have a cock. Essentially creating a “jumpscare”

Guy: “Dude I was jerking off to this chick and then she cockscared me!”
Guy 2: WTF!

by Orgytober February 17, 2026

clockster

someone who is like obsessed with things being at the EXACT time they want even though it legit doesn’t matter.

my prof is such a fucking clockster. she really was like “you can’t take the final because you came to class late 🤓☝🏾” like bitch class starts at 8:00 and i got there like no shit 10 seconds after 💀

by cumrag82 December 29, 2024

Cocksière

A fancy word for a cock sucker at any mining facility either surface or underground. A worker who favours the bosses cock in their mouth. A worker most likely to be found under the bosses desk.

-The boss looks really off guys. Maybe we should send in the Cocksière.

-The boss really needs his Cocksière
-Steve you Cocksière! Is that you under the bosses desk?

by Ugminer October 7, 2025

Cocksauce

A stan twitter group named “Cocksauce” has a controversial name and is known for being funny and coolio.

“Oh my god did you see that Michael Clifford responded in Cocksauce”

by malumslefttow October 16, 2025