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Brown crayon

When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl
Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet
by Revycling bin juice February 26, 2020
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Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
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Doo-Doo Crayon

Doo-doo rolled up inside newspaper and frozen in the freezer. Once frozen, the paper is peeled back to reveal the tip. This creation resembles a brown crayon, hence the name Doo-Doo Crayon.
Last night, we made some doo-doo crayons and tagged downtown.
by Irving_Nutty January 1, 2012
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Breaks my crayons

This sentence is often times used when someone is sad or disappointed. It cannot be used when you are only mildly disappointed. You must be extremly sad
Guy A "Dude i can't go this week"

Guy B "Aww man now this just breaks my crayons..."
by UD sentences September 3, 2012
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cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.
Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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Crayfuck

A word I made just to prove not every word has been made up.
Hey stupid ass Dexter look an original word it's : crayfuck
by zachariajacxon May 27, 2009
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Crayola shit

when shit leaves streak marks inside the toilet bowl from it being so shitty
i just took a crayola shit. wanna seeeeeeeeeeee
by whatisthisidontevenno December 12, 2010
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