Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021

Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

by cch pounder January 17, 2010

Crafty Pinata

Before sex, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. Whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the shit fall out onto you and your lover while you cum. Afterwards scream, "CRAFTY PINATA!".

You: Just the other night I pulled a crafty pinata with my bitch.. It was the bomb!

Friend: No way, dude! She let you??

You: She had no idea it was coming!

by TheHungryCouch July 27, 2011

standing on a crafting tabel

sex, sucking of the dick, y'know..

WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL

by Kiwi 👍💚 May 22, 2021

craptabulous

absolutely fantastically crappy

That's the most craptabulous episode of Spongebob I've ever seen!

by jason burlison February 9, 2003

Craptacular

When something is so bad that it has reached it's zenith on the Richter scale of Suckdom.

Dude #1: "Today really sucked..."

Dude #2: "I'm sorry to hear that you've had another craptacular day... "

by Kali Vastel April 14, 2007