Courtesy Lick

The alternative to artificial lubricant (eg. KY). Performed when foreplay is bypassed to get into the "good stuff" without causing undo friction.

Please take me to a grease monkey, cuz I like to get lubed up before I get FUCKED! Huh! Some lube would be nice... or at least a Courtesy Lick

by Bdamn June 1, 2011

First Course

A male's performance of vigorous oral stimulation on his female mate through cunnilingus and analingus to get both holes warmed up and wet for vaginal and anal intercourse.

Dan woke his girlfriend up at 3:00 a.m. as he was sporting a water dog and needed some release. She was groggy and disinterested so he pulled her panties off and served up a hot First Course. After dining at the Y, Dan had her warm, wet and ready and she was ready for a little man meat to be served up in her loose meat sandwich.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

rollers courtesy

Rollers courtesy is where the roller of the joint/blunt gets to light the joint/blunt and have the first hits

You rolled the zoot jimmy so you have the rollers courtesy

by Yunglobgdick October 5, 2018

you look like a five course meal

When a guy tells you this it basically means he can eat you all day. It could be used as complement or Sexual term but either way we all know what term you'll choose

Damn girl you look like a five course meal ;)

by Xysticc June 4, 2017

Courtney

a sweet caring person who will do things to make others happy at the cost of her own happiness. Lives by saying as long as the ones she loves are happy, she's happy. Usually incredibly cute but not hot. kind of weird and peppy in a cute way. also can be very naive or extremely mature depending on the situation. Can read even the smallest and most hidden emotions on people. Knows a lot about love and can give awesome advice except when it comes to her own love situations.

"That girl is so sweet and naive! She is such a courtney!"

by Koboshi&Hanon September 30, 2009

Courtney

A girl who is really short and her personality is bigger than her. She is extremely loud and seems rude to people who don't know her. Close friends know she's actually a really caring person but gets annoyed easily by other people. Once you get her to open up you will find that she is really funny and loves to laugh at her own stupidity. She has gorgeous eyes and perfect eyelashes. She loves sports, especially football. If you play football, it's a major plus and she will probably fall in love with you. Everyone loves Courtney and wants to be her friend once you get to know her. All of the guys want her. So ladies better watch out because she'll steal your man.

Me: I choose that guy
Courtney: I choose the one with the six pack and blonde hair

Me: You can have him, if get the one with the nice arms

by Jabucbsc February 13, 2014

Baton Courtesy

When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.

Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.

"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."

by D.E March 18, 2004