could you didn't

Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"

Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.

by the one and only qwerty guy May 17, 2022

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

could of

mispellation of "Could Have"

*insert chatting here*
*someone says could of*

by banflimflam January 20, 2023

Coulash

Coulash

Coulash: A fruity beverage of pineapple and vodka, often served for pirates.

by kdawgyeety January 28, 2023

couldbebrii

couldbebrii is a twitch streamer who is also known as an e-grill from her twitch community
and is also in love with another twitch streamer that she refuses to name

FUCK YOU COULDBEBRII

by couldbebrii April 20, 2023

Could'ven't

Since:
Could've = "Could have"

and

Haven't = "Have not"

we can infer that:
Could'ven't = "Could not have"

"The detective could'ven't guessed the killer's motive, yet he still found him out somehow."

by HeWhoMakesSoup September 2, 2023

Could not define this.

Could not define this.

Could not define this.

by ooferthesubwoofer August 30, 2024