couch guy- a person who resides on someone's couch. He or she may or may not pay rent for the couch. Usually pays through karmic duties such as cleaning or cooking. Usually someone adept to the art of couch surfing. Will usually reside on a couch anywhere from a day to a year.
by Robin Tibby/ A Couch Guy February 5, 2009
Get the couch guymug. by Repak July 2, 2008
Get the Flying Couchmug. they are lazy ass people who sit in front of a tv all day or play video games and eat junk food and only get up a couple of times to go to the bathroom also they probably live with their parents because they dont have enough money to pay for rent or food
couch potato: mom do we have more chips
mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No
mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No
by PandamandaluvsDdlovato February 6, 2015
Get the couch potatomug. Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes
by Carlo Evidente July 1, 2005
Get the jump on the couchmug. by John (Mickey D) July 22, 2007
Get the D-Couchmug. This relationship is a couch trip, let's see other people so we can give eachother STDs!
Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.
Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.
by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004
Get the couch tripmug. A person that under the right circumstances is cool, for example is a riot in the classroom. But once you invite him over it turns out he is very annoying and embarrassing.
" You know vinny from school? "
" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "
" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "
" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "
" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "
by nide cibas July 25, 2008
Get the Couch Fuckermug.